Today, or rather last night, I decided to try my hand at writing my very own Craigs List ad. I figured, hell all those douche bags write em’, why can’t I give it a go. My goal is to attract the right type of woman, as such, much time, thought, and effort went into crafting …
My translations are in italics. pimp my room – 25 Reply to: pers-530485561@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-06, 1:58PM PST hey there. im a 25 SAF, a professional. im trying to fix my room and my place. ive been trying to look for stuff that could accentuate my room or pieces for aethetic purposes or for functionality. ha. …
I was browsing Craig’s List, lkie I often do when I should be working, and I couldn’t help but notice that most of the posts are a little off. Not, ‘off’ like, say Kramer but ‘off’ like Dahmer. I shudder to think this is how I may be viewed by women. I was reading several …
I woke up this morning on my couch, I was having a dream that Alfie Numeric was my roommate, ‘Special K’ was my girlfriend, and me and Alfie had just moved in about 30 of our cousins. It was strange as hell, what does it mean? I’m confused, very confused. About today’s blog, last night …