• Craigs List translations

    My translations are in italics. pimp my room – 25 Reply to: pers-530485561@craigslist.org Date: 2008-01-06, 1:58PM PST hey there. im a 25 SAF, a professional. im trying to fix my room and my place. ive been trying to look for stuff that could accentuate my room or pieces for aethetic purposes or for functionality. ha. …

  • Men seeking women are retards

    I was browsing Craig’s List, lkie I often do when I should be working, and I couldn’t help but notice that most of the posts are a little off. Not, ‘off’ like, say Kramer but ‘off’ like Dahmer. I shudder to think this is how I may be viewed by women. I was reading several …

  • Dating Lessons

    I woke up this morning on my couch, I was having a dream that Alfie Numeric was my roommate, ‘Special K’ was my girlfriend, and me and Alfie had just moved in about 30 of our cousins. It was strange as hell, what does it mean? I’m confused, very confused. About today’s blog, last night …

  • My favorite Craigs List ad.

    Current mood: amorous This is a perfect example why Craigs List is my favorite place to stalk peruse on a daily basis. ————————————————————————————————————— Adventure awaits – m4w – 33 (BSoA) Reply to: pers-1005240484@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-23, 6:34PM PST Do you enjoy waking up in a strange alley, wearing a Boy Scout uniform? In need of …