Long Story Boring By Anthony Dominguez Bret-“What are you writing?” AD-“Long story boring.” Bret-“Why, am I fucking boring you?” AD, laughing- “No, it’s a great title for the piece.” Bret- “Why? Cause I say it all the time?” AD-“Yeah, that’s exactly why, every story starts with it, and it suits who you are, nothing is …