…A funny thing happend today…

This is me, before elbow surgery, and after…

I will be under construction for 12 weeks and full capacity in 12 months. Damn ninja Bunnies!

That’s it!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…broken

Current mood: duh
Category: Romance and Relationships

Craigs List keeps em’ comin!

Are you a black Movie Star? – 29 (LA/DC)
Reply to: pers-1018083279@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-02, 2:07PM PST

Single Black harvard grad looking to date a black movie star or someone in the film industry. please send a picture of your fine selF!

* Location: LA/DC
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1018083279

That’s IT!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…

Current mood: Short and angry with a knife
Category: Romance and Relationships

If I hear another woman say or read another personal’s ad with “Must be 7′ tall, you know, cause I gotta be able to wear heels.” I’m gonna start cutting gurls! Stop with the lame ass excuses, just say “I don’t like short guys.” It’s okay to be shallow, I don’t mind, but the excuses gotta stop, or make up a better excuse, like “Men under 5′5″ give me the hives, panic attacks or syphilis!” or “I’m allergic to pollen, shellfish and short guys.” I can deal with that.

That’s IT!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…short

Current mood: Hungry
Category: Pizza and Porn

I gotta give Sam Tripoli some love on this one. I laughed my ass off. The best line is “Can I get some of that Fortune Cookie?”

That’s IT!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…

Current mood: Beardy
Category: Romance and Relationships

If you thought everything could be solved by a posting on Craigs List, you were correct. See below:

Beard available – w4m – 29 (Anywhere)
Reply to: pers-1010759283@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-27, 10:26PM PST

If you, or someone you know, is in need of a beard please email me.

I’m a very attractive SWF who would love to play the role of ‘wife’ or live-in girlfriend to a nice man in need of a cover. Discretion is guaranteed. I will be your beard for as long as you need if you’re willing to support me while I launch my career. I look like the girl next door (in real life, not the kind at Hugh’s house) and carry myself well. Your straight, conservative co-workers, bosses, relatives, etc. will love me (because straight, conservative people do even though I’m a liberal thinker) and no one will question your ‘preferences’ as long as we’re together. If you’re a public figure, that’s fine. I don’t have any skeletons in my closet.

Do not send a photo, as I will not send mine (guaranteed discretion, remember) but do be ready to meet for coffee or talk on the phone if it seems this would work out for the both of us.

Non smoker preferred. Social drinker. No drugs. I’m not a partier, but love to socialize. Please like cats, I have one.

Only sincere, gay men need to reply. Do not email if you are bi or straight…I’m not offering that.

* Location: Anywhere
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

________________________________________________________________________________________

are u rich?
Reply to: pers-1016087924@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-31, 11:26PM PST

are u in that position that u ae wealthy but no one to share it with?
does it happen that everyone else is bringing their wifes or girlfriends, but u are alone at the dinners and parties.

my point is. i like US, i would love to live here and get my visa.
i would also like be able to start my own dreams, and make myself succesful.
i just need someone with the right connection and a very good net worth.

so my question to u is, are u rich? and do u want to get married ?

i consider myself beautiful, scandinavisk, classy, adorable and smart (even if im blonde)

* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1016087924

That’s IT!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…

Current mood: Punk Rock
Category: women I love unconditionally

Pink is punk rock.

Not the color, the singer. You disbelieve? Let me show you the light. Lets start with her home video from Germany where she gets her nipple pierced, not good enough? What about how she got her name? Here’s a little hint it has to do with her Vagina, still think she’s not Punk Rock? I’ve got more, don’t you worry. Next up is her song/video featuring her ex husband (Carey Hart- google him) basically telling him to F23K off! She’s back together with him (I hope they make it this time) Are we still not convinced, then how bout this little post from her Twitter account directly from the VMA’s after Kanye’s little outburst (he is officially a B!tch now).

Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.6:31 PM Sep 13th from UberTwitter

Or this one, You gotta see the picture to get the whole effect:
won a homemade moonman made by carey hart for”best use of an ex in a video”You should’ve heard my acceptance speech. http://mypict.me/DaYc
8:56 PM Sep 13th from UberTwitter

How bout my favorite quote from the press junket she hit:
She says, “I was there. It was the one time I really, really wished I would’ve won because I had this amazing Alexander McQueen (designer) purse with brass knuckles on it. Honestly, I don’t think it would’ve happened if I was there (on stage). But Taylor Swift is awesome. … I think he’s just a waste, he’s an idiot, he’s a toolbox.”

She deserves an award for the best use of the word ‘toolbox’.

I love Pink, she IS the epitome of Punk Rock this is my final point in this argument err, I mean discussion. Sometime back Pink  held a concert for the ‘Make A Wish’ foundation. Not just any concert, she didn’t just show up and put on a show, bring up someone on stage, let em’ yell-scream-watch, maybe sing a few bars with Pink. No! She staged a concert in which the kid was the star!

Yes, she (with her own money- or the label’s money anyway) put on an entire concert (costume changes, choreography, back up singers/dancers, sound/lighting, multimedia extravaganza) for a little girl from the ‘Make A Wish’ Foundation. The little girl performed as the headlining act in her own concert put on by Pink. For one incredible, inspiring night she was the Rock-star that Pink is every-night. She sang, the crowd cheered, and Pink stood back letting her soak up all the energy. You know what makes this even more amazing? The fact that you have never heard of this little extravaganza. Yeah, she could have gone on every talk show, had her publicist plaster it across every industry website and magazine, but she didn’t. It got a little blurb in a couple of spots online. Why? Because Pink did it for the little girl, nothing more, nothing less. It was her night.

There, I said it. I stand by my assertion, I will defend it with vigor. PINK IS PUNK ROCK!

That’s It!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…

I’m not sure why this intrigues me so, but…enjoy.

That’s It!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…
Current mood: Ed McMahanish
Category: Music and ish.

Adventure awaits – m4w – 33 (BSoA)
Reply to: pers-1005240484@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-23, 6:34PM PST

Do you enjoy waking up in a strange alley, wearing a Boy Scout uniform?

In need of a woman who Enjoys being rooffied.

no pic no reply!

That’s IT!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…
Current mood:  amorous
Category: Romance and Relationships

Coming home is...Hell.

Upcoming Film, written and directed by Ron L. Tidwell (my cousin). Be on the lookout for release date and advanced screenings.

That’s IT!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…